Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Top Ten quotes from Cabo 2008

The names have been concealed to protect the innocent.

"Yo, whose blood is this !?"

" Sand on the cock definitely ruins the ambiance"

"Everyone this is Miguel, and this is Miguels Boner"

"Wait, Diaryah real quick"

".....I was so drunk I didn't know if I had wood or she was just mashing it around in her mouth, and then the security guard bursted in....."

" Hey were gonna go do a bunch of ecstatsy and coke, you wanna come?"

" Did you just shit on the floor? pretty cowardly bro!"

" If I get out of line, The safe word is Caterpillar, These 40's make me a little silly"

"I will give you 60 dollars to throw your popsicle stand in the ocean" (he then did it)

"No I don't want coke or weed, but do you sell any flips and/or flops?"

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